I'm hungry for innocent souls and untouched virginity.

And maybe some dinosaur egg oatmeal. BEST KIND EVER.

Just kidding about the soul and virginity thing btw.

5th period was weird again.

I’m not good enough because I don’t cut myself and wear Abercrombie.

Sorry.

I don’t want to be your friend anymore.

I don’t think real friends are supposed to be unnecissarily cruel to each other.

satinsheets: babysblackballoon: thedailywhat: House, M.D.

satinsheets:

babysblackballoon:

thedailywhat:

House, M.D.

Sometimes when people called me a creep I’d feel a little hurt and my inside voice would say, “Heyyy, I’m not a creep!” Now, I’m beginning to come to terms with what I really am: A giant creepy-ass creep.

Sometimes when people called me a creep I’d feel a little hurt and my inside voice would say, “Heyyy, I’m not a creep!” Now, I’m beginning to come to terms with what I really am: A giant creepy-ass creep.

tiresome: (via rawandawake)

tiresome:

(via rawandawake)

Sorry that you got offended over me trying to explain myself to you.

So the girl who works at the gas station complimented my eyes today.

I want to be her friend.

How creepy would it be if I gave her Christmas cookies?

Fuck you, School District.

I’m sure I’ll have a lot of fun attempting to get to school on these shitty ass roads.

gentleman: HILARIOUS. (via tomippen: robotindisguise) I can’t stand her face.

gentleman:

HILARIOUS. (via tomippen: robotindisguise)

I can’t stand her face.

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